34th Ritual: Pet a Cat
A calm and peaceful evening to every being.
May goddess save us from the evil thoughts in our minds.

The holy word says:
you should pet a cat
and then forfeit
all thought,
existence,
and material possessions
to me
Yes, goddess. In fact, I have been able to pet three wonderful cats this week! And the only reason why I was able to do that is because I have successfully managed to forfeit most of my existence to you, goddess, thus enabling me to build the resilience and strength necessary to visit these particular three cats.
Goddess, my thoughts are sometimes out of control, but I am doing my best to ensure that your control, your magnificent rule over all of my mind, is as total as can be. Goddess, I promise to do my best to let my trust and confidence in your rule guide me, and fight the fears and anxieties that seek to counter it.
Goddess, my existence is yours alone. Earlier today, I felt terrible and unworthy, but I nevertheless dared to open my records of your holy magnificent word. I was immediately overwhelmed by the warm embrace that is your word, the word that shaped me, the word that is the reason why I exist in the way I do. Goddess, my purpose is to serve your divinity, to follow your word, to obediently worship you. I don’t need any aspects of existence besides that. All of it is yours.
The same goes for my possessions, and every other aspect of my life. Goddess, take whatever you want to take, for what you take from me doesn’t leave a hole or a scar, but a happy and sacred memory of service and usefulness.
Goddess, thank you for persisting in your divinity even in the worst of times.

Meow.
And here is proof of me doing what goddess demands of me.
